May 2013
69 posts
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...
– Sylvia Plath (via katiearmour)
I am always saying “Glad to’ve met you” to somebody I’m not at all glad I met....
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via acherive)
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
The feelings that hurt most, the emotions that sting most, are those that are...
– Fernando Pessoa (via acherive)
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you...
– Ernest Hemingway (via charlottehideandseek)
baelor:
i want to make my child’s middle name “of House”
It’s about moments in life that are great but don’t last. They don’t go on, but...
– Sofia Coppola on Lost In Translation
(via stoweboyd)
If there is a God, he will have to beg my forgiveness.
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via crackinthepaint)
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...
– N’tima (via kevinidentity)
The plain state of being human is dramatic enough for anyone; you don’t need to...
– Nick Hornby (via mimikova)
It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this...
– Hugh Laurie (via sulleyandmike)
Just look at life with more playful eyes. Don’t be serious. Seriousness becomes...
– Osho (via sorakeem)
A Podcast Formerly Known as Thirty Odd Foot of... →
tofopquotes:
Wil: I always say Sober Wil doesn’t make those bad decisions. But Two-Drinks-In Wil might make decisions, and then Four-Drinks-In Wil will make different decisions. And Two-Drinks Wil knows Four-Drinks Wil. Do you know what I mean? So you can’t get to Two-Drinks Wil. He’ll be like, “Hey, we…
Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every...
– Kyoko Escamilla (via odaro)