May 2013
69 posts
May 22nd
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megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
May 22nd
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“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...”
– Sylvia Plath (via katiearmour)
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 20th
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“I am always saying “Glad to’ve met you” to somebody I’m not at all glad I met....”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via acherive)
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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“The feelings that hurt most, the emotions that sting most, are those that are...”
– Fernando Pessoa (via acherive)
May 17th
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mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
May 17th
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“Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you...”
– Ernest Hemingway   (via charlottehideandseek)
May 16th
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baelor: i want to make my child’s middle name “of House”
May 15th
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“It’s about moments in life that are great but don’t last. They don’t go on, but...”
– Sofia Coppola on Lost In Translation (via stoweboyd)
May 15th
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“If there is a God, he will have to beg my forgiveness.”
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via crackinthepaint)
May 14th
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“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima  (via kevinidentity)
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May 12th
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“The plain state of being human is dramatic enough for anyone; you don’t need to...”
– Nick Hornby (via mimikova)
May 12th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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“It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this...”
–  Hugh Laurie (via sulleyandmike)
May 8th
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“Just look at life with more playful eyes. Don’t be serious. Seriousness becomes...”
– Osho  (via sorakeem)
May 6th
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A Podcast Formerly Known as Thirty Odd Foot of... →
tofopquotes: Wil: I always say Sober Wil doesn’t make those bad decisions. But Two-Drinks-In Wil might make decisions, and then Four-Drinks-In Wil will make different decisions. And Two-Drinks Wil knows Four-Drinks Wil. Do you know what I mean? So you can’t get to Two-Drinks Wil. He’ll be like, “Hey, we…
May 6th
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May 6th
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“Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every...”
– Kyoko Escamilla  (via odaro)
May 6th
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May 5th
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